Chapter 39: Bitches Love Cannons

Chapter 39: Bitches Love Cannons is the thirty ninth event in ToWN Chronology. The title is a reference to a popular quote from the Hellsing Ulimate Abridged series.

The main event was The Reverend defending the ToWN Championship against Serpent in a Hell in a Cell match, Serp enacting his rematch clause from when he lost the title at Chapter 38.

This show was also notable for being the retirement of the ToWN North American and United Kingdom Championships and being replaced with the ToWN Gotham Championship and the Metropolis Championship respectively.